The siren wasn’t particularly hungry, but there was a human wandering alone on the beach nearby. Surely she’d be hungry later. Perhaps she could keep him in a cage until she was ready to eat him? That could be amusing.
The man kept pausing as he walked up the beach. He would pull a clear glass bottle out of his pocket, scoop up a little sand, and stopper the bottle. Then he’d write on a paper label with a pen and put the bottle into a different pocket. What a strange human.
The siren was a little curious at first, but it was all so boring that she quickly gave up trying to understand the meaning behind the human’s actions. She pulled herself up onto a nearby rock and arranged herself so that she looked alluring. Then she started to sing.
The man looked up. He smiled and walked towards her. It was always so easy. But he stopped just out of reach and pulled out a paper and pen. It was so unexpected that she almost stopped singing. She instead tried to sing a little louder and sweeter.
“I assume that you must be a siren,” the man said.
She stopped singing.
The man nodded and wrote something in his little book. “How interesting. I can see the singing has some subsonic components. Could you sing again for a few minutes?” He pulled a little metal device out of his pocket and held it up.
The siren frowned and looked away.
“I see. Very well. I notice that you are wearing clothing that is unaffected by the salt water you were swimming in. Are there mer-sheep? Are there plant-based fibers you use for clothing manufacture?”
The siren smiled and tossed her hair back over her shoulder. “We use our hair. It grows very fast. Come a little closer and I’ll give you a sample.”
“Hmmmm,” the man said. He wrote down some notes. “Is the texture rough or smooth? Do you use your own hair, or are there lower classes that you harvest hair from?”
The siren twirled a lock of hair around her finger. “Oh, my hair is very soft. Come and see.”
The man nodded and wrote something down. “I see. So, are there mer-chickens? Or do you use fish eggs to make cakes?”
The siren frowned and folded her arms. “We’re sirens. We don’t eat cakes.” Then she raised an eyebrow and smiled. “If you come a little closer, I’ll whisper in your ear what we do like to eat. It will be our secret.”
“No cakes,” the man said as he wrote. “All right. How do you celebrate birthdays, then?”
The siren laughed. “We are timeless. We don’t have birthdays. I’d be happy to help you celebrate your birthday. Come sit next to me, and we can plan a lovely party.”
The man narrowed his eyes. “If you don’t age, have you always had those wrinkles?”
The siren clapped her hands to her face and began to feel around her eyes. “I don’t have wrinkles. Sirens don’t get wrinkles.” She dropped her hands and laughed. “Silly man, you’re standing too far away to see any details. If you took a few steps closer, you’d see that my face is flawless.”
The scientist nodded and wrote some notes.
“What is that supposed to mean? What are you writing?” The siren asked.
“Hmmm?” the man asked. “Oh, nothing.” He wrote something down.
“Look,” the siren said. “I’m tying a few of my hairs around this pebble. I’ll toss it to you if you tell me what you wrote.”
The man raised an eyebrow. The siren sighed and tossed the pebble. The man picked it up and put it in his pocket. “Oh, very well,” the man said. “I wrote that you are near-sighted and delusional.”
“I am not,” the siren said.
“Hmmmmm,” the man said, and wrote something down.
The siren lunged at him. The man stepped back quickly. The siren screeched and jumped into the water and swam away.
The man wrote something down and then closed his book with a snap. “If you could see a little better, you would have realized you were talking to a robot,” he called out over the water. A screech echoed back. The man nodded and walked back across the beach, collecting samples of sand.