Birthday Wish
She wished on her birthday candles to lose a lot of weight. I think she lost too much.
Random Throwback Post
Hickory Dock DayThe reporter’s face was solemn as she began her report. “Hello, I’m Felicia Paws reporting live from the Cat Parliament Building. Earlier today, a terrorist launched an attack here that could have killed every cat in parliament.” She held up a picture of a surly-looking mouse. “The terrorist was just