Birthday Wish
She wished on her birthday candles to lose a lot of weight. I think she lost too much.
Random Throwback Post
Fixing SlippersBert returned from his shopping trip clutching a shopping bag and grinning madly. Who knew that department stores could be so inspirational? He was going to recommend a visit to all his other mad scientist friends. “John,” he said. “I know what we’re going to do today.” John the intern