I can’t decide what to make for family night treat. Brownies, cookies, or cupcakes — which is good, better, and best?
Stop fighting. It’s making our yard look terrible. We need more love at home.
There’s only one cookie left. What would Jesus do?
That depends. Does Jesus like cookies?
The Chronicles of Narnia is an allegory. I don’t think it means to say that Jesus has an animagus form.
Oh, I’m not new to the ward. I’m a nursery leader.
…and the name you shall be called when you’re really in trouble shall be…