First, let me introduce myself. My name is Tim, and I’d like to rule the world.
Great news! The power is out at church. I won’t have to give a talk after all!
…and I can’t stop talking when I’m nervous. Bishop, please stop me.
Brothers and Sisters, if you’re really out there, I’d like to tell you my thoughts on faith.
As no one laughed at my opening joke, I’m obliged to tell another one. Please laugh at it, because all I have left after that is knock-knock jokes.