Distracted Thoughts

You look like you’re thinking deep thoughts.
What distracts squirrels?
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You look like you’re thinking deep thoughts.
What distracts squirrels?
I’m putting my homework under my bed. Either it will scare the monsters away, or they’ll eat it. It’s win-win.
That’s smart.
Feeling gloomy?
I just realized my bowl spends more time empty than it does full.
Show some respect. Didn’t you know my cousin is a king?
I’m sure the ice isn’t THAT slippery. What are you doing?
Adding an entry to my “famous last words” file.
I double-dog dare you.
Oh yeah? I’m not the one who’s chicken!
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