Lumpy Oatmeal
I like lumpy oatmeal.
You do?
Yep. As long as the lumps are chocolate chips.
Family-Friendly Short Stories, Cartoons, and Illustrations
I like lumpy oatmeal.
You do?
Yep. As long as the lumps are chocolate chips.
Jane sat up in her bed as her mom started to leave the room. “Wait! I need another story.”
Her mom turned with a sigh. “Jane, it’s time for bed. I already read two stories. My voice is tired.”
“I’ll tell you a story.” Jane patted the bed. “Come sit down. Please? It’s a short story. You’ll really like it. Pleeeease?”
With a smile, her mom sat on the edge of the bed. “All right. As long as it’s a short story.”
“It’s going to be short.” Jane cleared her throat. “Once upon a time…”
“Oh, it’s a fairy tale,” her mom interrupted. “Which one?”
Jane frowned. “It’s not a fairy story. There aren’t any fairies. It’s a story about a lot of things. Just listen. No talking.”
“Okay. I’m sorry I interrupted. Please continue your lots-of-things tale.”
“Once upon a time there was a ladder…”
“A ladder?”
“Listen!” Jane looked upset.
“Sorry.”
“Once upon a time, there was a ladder. It was green and tall and lived on someone’s back porch for when they needed to pick apples or climb on the roof to fix things. If they didn’t need it, they didn’t really look at it, so they didn’t know the ladder was really an alien…”
“An alien?”
“Mom!”
“Sorry.”
“It was an alien. It was studying people and animals and houses and back porches. One day, it was done studying everything, and it was ready to leave. What the ladder didn’t know was that someone was watching. The family dog saw the ladder was going to leave, and he followed him when he left, because the dog was really an alien, too.”
“Wow. I wouldn’t have guessed that.” When Jane frowned, her mom looked embarrassed. “Sorry. Keep going.”
“The dog was an alien, and he called his friends at home to tell them about the ladder alien. But he didn’t know that someone was watching. It was the tree.”
“Was the tree an alien too?”
Jane rolled her eyes. “Of course not. That would be silly. The tree was a dinosaur.”
“Really? Wouldn’t people notice?”
“No. She was in disguise.”
“How did that work?”
Jane shrugged. “It was a big tree. The dinosaur was waiting a long time and watching. When the dog left to follow the ladder, the tree followed the dog.”
“He didn’t notice?”
“He was an alien. He thought some trees could move. And really, some trees can move. So, he wasn’t wrong. Except this wasn’t a tree, really. It was a dinosaur.”
“What kind of dinosaur?”
“Velociraptor. Let me finish!” After her mom nodded, Jane continued. “When the ladder was going to get beamed up on the spaceship, the dog and the dinosaur went too. They wanted a ride home.”
“I thought the dinosaur wasn’t an alien.”
“She wasn’t. Dinosaurs are from earth. They just moved somewhere else. They come back to visit sometimes. The dog and the dinosaur both needed a ride because they lost their spaceships.”
“How did they lose their spaceships?”
“A wizard stole them. He lived in the house they were watching, but they couldn’t get in because of a force field. The ladder didn’t know he was a wizard that stole spaceships. Good thing he hid his spaceship in invisible space.”
“Or nobody could go home.”
“Right. Because the dog and the dinosaur waited a long time to try to get their spaceships back and the wizard’s force field was too strong.”
“Why did he need spaceships?”
“He collected them. He liked them. They’re like big sparkly rocks.” Jane pointed to her windowsill. There was a line of pretty rocks she’d found on various adventures.
Her mom nodded. “That makes sense. What happened next?”
“They went home. The wizard was mad the tree was gone. He planted a new one and used magic to make it grow fast. The end.”
“Already?”
Jane grinned. “I told you it was a short story.” She fell back onto her pillow with a giggle and pulled up her covers. “Good night!”
“Good night, Jane. Will you tell me another story tomorrow?”
“Yes.”
Marianne and Charlie were doing their weekly craft project. It looked like it involved yarn and big round plastic looms. Apparently this project was meant to be a secret. The moment the looms came out, Charlie said, “Dad, I think you need a long walk. Come back in an hour or so, but not less than an hour.”
Isaac liked walks, and he was pretty sure that the secret was meant to be a nice surprise, so he didn’t really mind. He put on his coat, changed his shoes, and left. It was a lovely day. The sun was shining and the plants were green and flowering.
He tried to whistle along with the bird songs. Wouldn’t it be nice to arrange a composition nearly entirely from bird songs? You could list them as the co-authors. How would it be to have written a song alongside robins and blue jays and crows and sparrows? It would be awesome.
Unfortunately, Isaac wasn’t really sure how to write music. He would need to spend some time figuring that part out. Mentally, he tucked the idea into his to-do list. The list was getting rather long. He’d need to transfer it all to paper soon before he started forgetting things.
Isaac turned the corner so that he could pass by the park. He hoped that the lilacs were still blooming. He paused when a little brown bird darted close, landed right in front of him, and looked up at him, waiting.
“Hello,” Isaac said. “Isn’t it a beautiful day?”
The bird bobbed it’s head.
“I don’t have any food to share with you. Next time I’ll remember to bring crackers.”
The bird fluttered its wings and hopped back. Then it launched itself in the air. It flew forward, following the sidewalk, and Isaac watched it go, expecting to see it turn and land in a tree nearby. Instead, it turned and flew back, landing at his feet again. It chirped at him.
“Hello again. Did you forget to tell me something?”
The bird fluttered its wings again, and then turned and hopped away a few feet. It turned and chirped. It hopped and turned and chirped once more. It waited and looked up at Isaac.
“Do you want me to follow you?” He asked, feeling a little uncertain.
The bird bobbed its head.
“Then lead the way.”
The bird flew into the park and Isaac followed it. He had to jog to keep up. He was feeling rather out of shape, and hoped that the bird didn’t need to go very far. How long had it been since he last went running? Too long.
The bird followed the path and stopped at the empty basketball courts. There was a lone basketball sitting at the edge of one of the courts. The bird hopped up to perch on the ball. It chirped at him.
“Is this ball in your way?”
The bird fluttered its wings and chirped at him.
“Do you know who it belongs to?”
The bird bobbed its head.
“Do you need me to look for them?”
Flutter, chirp.
“Do they need help?”
The bird bobbed its head.
Isaac looked at the bird closely. “Is this your ball?” The bird bobbed its head twice. “Are you a person that was changed into a bird?” The bird hopped and bobbed its head. “I’m going to need to call for help.”
Luckily, in his wallet he still had the business card for Wendell, Wizard Extraordinaire. He called, and Wendell agreed to come right away. In moments, the air unzipped itself and Wendell stepped out. He looked at the little bird perched on the basketball and the bird looked back.
“Oh, good. It’s just a childhood wish,” he said.
“That’s good? Is it easy to fix?” Isaac looked at the little bird, feeling hopeful.
“Of course. It would probably fix itself in a few minutes. But, since you’re both feeling anxious, I’ll fix it now.” Wendell wiggled his fingers and muttered something. Suddenly, there was a little boy standing on the basketball.
The ball started to roll and the boy jumped backwards. He looked at Isaac and Wendell with his eyes opened wide. Then he darted forwards, grabbed his ball, and ran away. “Thanks, mister,” he called over his shoulder.
“He probably caught a falling leaf and made a wish,” Wendell said. “It happens all the time.”
“Will he be okay?” Isaac asked.
“Of course. He’ll forget that it really happened by the time he’s home and think it was all a daydream. Childhood wishes are like that.”
Isaac smiled and wondered about some of his childhood daydreams. “I really appreciate your help. I wasn’t sure what to do. Thank you so much for coming.”
Wendell smiled and shrugged. “That’s what I do. I’m happy to help. It was good to see you.”
“It was good to see you too.” Isaac chuckled. “Even though I only see you when there’s a problem I need help with, I’m always glad to see you, because that means the problem will be solved. Well, I won’t keep you away from whatever you were doing. Please send me your bill when you get a chance.”
“Thank you. Stay well,” Wendell said. He unzipped the air and waved as he stepped through. Isaac waved back and the air zipped back up.
Isaac checked his watch. He still had another half hour of walking to do. Where would he go next?
Were there any new stars in the sky when I was born?
This is a time of year where I really feel aware of the passing of time. Back to school (where did the summer go?), the approaching holidays, and the shorter days all leave me feeling like time is moving too fast. I get nostalgic for time when days seemed simpler and longer.
So, here is a list of 15 things you can do when you miss your childhood. Please feel free to add to it.
Do you feel nostalgic this time of year? What do you miss from your childhood? Do you have anything to add to my list?
When you get older, do you become a grown-up of God?
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