A Short Tale About a Lot of Things
Jane sat up in her bed as her mom started to leave the room. “Wait! I need another story.”
Her mom turned with a sigh. “Jane, it’s time for bed. I already read two stories. My voice is tired.”
“I’ll tell you a story.” Jane patted the bed. “Come sit down. Please? It’s a short story. You’ll really like it. Pleeeease?”
With a smile, her mom sat on the edge of the bed. “All right. As long as it’s a short story.”
“It’s going to be short.” Jane cleared her throat. “Once upon a time…”
“Oh, it’s a fairy tale,” her mom interrupted. “Which one?”
Jane frowned. “It’s not a fairy story. There aren’t any fairies. It’s a story about a lot of things. Just listen. No talking.”
“Okay. I’m sorry I interrupted. Please continue your lots-of-things tale.”
“Once upon a time there was a ladder…”
“A ladder?”
“Listen!” Jane looked upset.
“Sorry.”
“Once upon a time, there was a ladder. It was green and tall and lived on someone’s back porch for when they needed to pick apples or climb on the roof to fix things. If they didn’t need it, they didn’t really look at it, so they didn’t know the ladder was really an alien…”
“An alien?”
“Mom!”
“Sorry.”
“It was an alien. It was studying people and animals and houses and back porches. One day, it was done studying everything, and it was ready to leave. What the ladder didn’t know was that someone was watching. The family dog saw the ladder was going to leave, and he followed him when he left, because the dog was really an alien, too.”
“Wow. I wouldn’t have guessed that.” When Jane frowned, her mom looked embarrassed. “Sorry. Keep going.”
“The dog was an alien, and he called his friends at home to tell them about the ladder alien. But he didn’t know that someone was watching. It was the tree.”
“Was the tree an alien too?”
Jane rolled her eyes. “Of course not. That would be silly. The tree was a dinosaur.”
“Really? Wouldn’t people notice?”
“No. She was in disguise.”
“How did that work?”
Jane shrugged. “It was a big tree. The dinosaur was waiting a long time and watching. When the dog left to follow the ladder, the tree followed the dog.”
“He didn’t notice?”
“He was an alien. He thought some trees could move. And really, some trees can move. So, he wasn’t wrong. Except this wasn’t a tree, really. It was a dinosaur.”
“What kind of dinosaur?”
“Velociraptor. Let me finish!” After her mom nodded, Jane continued. “When the ladder was going to get beamed up on the spaceship, the dog and the dinosaur went too. They wanted a ride home.”
“I thought the dinosaur wasn’t an alien.”
“She wasn’t. Dinosaurs are from earth. They just moved somewhere else. They come back to visit sometimes. The dog and the dinosaur both needed a ride because they lost their spaceships.”
“How did they lose their spaceships?”
“A wizard stole them. He lived in the house they were watching, but they couldn’t get in because of a force field. The ladder didn’t know he was a wizard that stole spaceships. Good thing he hid his spaceship in invisible space.”
“Or nobody could go home.”
“Right. Because the dog and the dinosaur waited a long time to try to get their spaceships back and the wizard’s force field was too strong.”
“Why did he need spaceships?”
“He collected them. He liked them. They’re like big sparkly rocks.” Jane pointed to her windowsill. There was a line of pretty rocks she’d found on various adventures.
Her mom nodded. “That makes sense. What happened next?”
“They went home. The wizard was mad the tree was gone. He planted a new one and used magic to make it grow fast. The end.”
“Already?”
Jane grinned. “I told you it was a short story.” She fell back onto her pillow with a giggle and pulled up her covers. “Good night!”
“Good night, Jane. Will you tell me another story tomorrow?”
“Yes.”
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