What an insult to my intelligence! …Wait, is that double-cream Brie?
First, let me introduce myself. My name is Tim, and I’d like to rule the world.
I’m sure the ice isn’t THAT slippery. What are you doing?
Adding an entry to my “famous last words” file.
As you all know, next week is Mother’s Day. This year, we’re asking everyone to please celebrate the day before. We’re planning on just having a normal Sunday here.
I’ll think about it…
(…but not really.)
You just ate.
It wore off.