Crossing the Street
Hold my hand to cross the street.
I’m not scared of crossing the street.
Maybe I am.
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Hold my hand to cross the street.
I’m not scared of crossing the street.
Maybe I am.
What was the modern piece they played at the beginning? It’s not in the program.
You mean when they were tuning their instruments?
The tickets were expensive, it was hard to find parking, and someone was in our seats.
But isn’t the music nice?
Yes.
The ice cream here is so good that I drove over 100 miles just to buy this one cone.
You wouldn’t believe how far I drove.
I want to learn to play the piano.
Okay.
Thirty minutes later…
…and that’s how you play a C major scale.
This is taking too long. The talent show auditions are next week. I think I’ll just finger sync.
I want someone to play bagpipes at my funeral.
But you hate bagpipes.
If they’re having a party without me, I want it to be a terrible party.
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