It looks like you’re feeling stretched thin. Have you been reading your scriptures?
Don’t worry. It’s safe to eat. I blessed it twice.
I won some Pokemon cards so I’m paying tithing on my increase. I’m giving the Lord Pikachu, Horsea, and Oddish.
Heavenly Father, I just need to talk to someone and my cell phone battery is dead…
Can we talk?
Great news! The power is out at church. I won’t have to give a talk after all!
Oh, I’m just burying my testimony, like they do at church.